09/29/2018 (2 of 2 found this helpful)

Diablo for Dummies

Have you ever asked yourself can a game be too easy? Have you ever asked yourself if there's something more bland than plain, unflavored rice cakes? Have you ever wondered if an anemic sloth could design a game? Well, wonder now more because AereA is here to provide you with the base minimum of what constitutes a "game" and is better assigned as a sleep aid, because there is nothing this boring this side of shopping for doilies with your grandma.

Presentation: Nothing about this game is memorable or even really worth mentioning. Barely a step above your desperate asset flip, the game is plain as plain can come. Generic characters, enemies, level design, music - it's all just so... bland. It's like someone with a bare minimum grasp of how a hack 'n slash works decided to design a game a...

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1/5 

09/20/2018 (2 of 2 found this helpful)

Babby’s Furst Hack ‘n Slash

As the 8th Generation wears on, the MJ Crew has been finding it more and more difficult to find local coop games that we can play during our weekly gathering. As big “AAA” multi-plat producers commit more and more to the idea of online multi-player – which not only nets them more sales, but on most platforms comes with a subscription attached – local multi-player, where 2-4 gamers can gather together and play one copy of a game on the same screen, is all too scarce… actual QUALITY local multi-player games are all but extinct.

It was against this backdrop that the MJ Crew found ourselves on the horns of a dilemma during the Steam Summer Sale of 2018. Without the assumed quality of any “AAA” offerings, we were forced to pick-through the dubious layers of Indie games that ha...

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1/5