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Nelson Schneider

Ranking Status: Epic Reviewer  
Game I'm Playing:  Time Tenshi
Status: Single
Gender: Male
Orientation: Straight
Religion: Secular Humanism
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Activity Points

Total Ratings: 1388
Total Reviews: 315
Total Lists: 56
Total Points: 3017
 

Meet Nelson Schneider

Education

Bachelor of Arts in English and Classics, Master of Arts in Classics, Certified Webmaster

Employer

Myself!

Position/Description

Freelancer


Friends (7)

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Nick Barry

Chris Kavan

Alex

Jonzor

dbarry_22

Adrigan

Backlog

1. Hard Reset Redux Add to game list
2. Arcanum: of Steamwo... Add to game list
3. Ancient Magic ( Baz... Add to game list
4. Arabian Nights Add to game list
5. Burning Heroes ( Ne... Add to game list
6. Emerald Dragon Add to game list
7. Ganpuru: Gunman's P... Add to game list
8. Hiouden: Legend of ... Add to game list
9. Mystic Ark Add to game list
10. The Violinist of Ha... Add to game list
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Recent Rating History

We Are the Dwarves 1/5
We Are the Dwarves 1/5
We Are the Dwarves 1/5
Shadow Warrior 3.5/5
Shadow Warrior 3/5
Shadow Warrior 3/5
Torment: Tides of N... 4.5/5
Torment: Tides of N... 4.5/5
Torment: Tides of N... 4.5/5
Hammerwatch 1.5/5
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Gaming Profile

The game I love

Dragon Quest 5, Final Fantasy 6, Suikoden 2

The game I hate (and want to destroy)

Final Fantasy 7, Resident Evil, Dark Souls

My guilty pleasure (game)

RetroArch

Favorite Platform

Least Favorite

PC (Steam) 

Nintendo 64 

Favorite Genre

Least Favorite

Role Playing (RPG) 

Sports 

Favorite Quotes

"We're meeting G over there." "Don't come! Don't come!" --House of the Dead 2

"It's a secret to everybody." --The Legend of Zelda

"This is sickening... You sound like chapters from a self-help booklet!" "Son of a submariner! They'll pay for this..." --Final Fantasy 6

Top Game List

1. Dragon Quest V: Hand of the Heavenly Bride SNES Add to game list
2. Final Fantasy III ( Final Fantasy VI ) SNES Add to game list
3. Suikoden II PS1 Add to game list
4. Baldur's Gate II: Shadows of Amn & Throne of ... PC Add to game list
5. The Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past SNES Add to game list
6. Metroid: Zero Mission GBA Add to game list
7. Super Mario World SNES Add to game list
8. Castlevania: Symphony of the Night PS1 Add to game list
9. Tomba! PS1 Add to game list
10. Valkyrie Profile PS1 Add to game list
11. Ôkami PS2 Add to game list
12. Valkyria Chronicles PS3 Add to game list
13. Pandora's Tower Wii Add to game list
14. Little King's Story Wii Add to game list
15. Super Mario Bros. X PC Add to game list
16. Dragon Force SAT Add to game list
17. Super Smash Bros. Melee GC Add to game list
18. Mario Kart Wii Wii Add to game list
19. Dust: An Elysian Tail PC Add to game list
20. The Homebrew Channel NN Add to game list
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Latest Game Review

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Shadow Warrior
PC (Steam)
Couldn't Quite Handle the Wang
3.5/5 stars

Way back in 1997, the year I graduated from high school, 3D Realms was apparently a Big Deal amongst the proto-Master Racists of the era. While the rest of us were enjoying the glorious Golden Age of RPGs and offering propitiations to the Eternal King, the SNES, even as its foul, bastard child sought to dethrone it, PC gamers were obsessing over t...

 

Recent Comments

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Nelson Schneider

Nelson Schneider- wrote on 11/14/17 at 09:36 AM CT
Spore Hero Review comment

 

Well, the thought you expressed are quiete the same as mine.
But, I'd like to mention something else too: the sounds are perfect; lemme explain: they are believable, since I'd have imaginated the creatures' voice like they are; in addition, the music, which is something huge for such a game.
Besides, the humor: this was one of the games (and I played a lot of games) that made me laugh naturally because of its jokes.
Also, the story's premise was so nice to me: the mistery of these 2 creatures stayed in various planets is so misterious and fascinating to me.
Said that, this game could have been made way better, but, like I love saying: if you enjoy something, that's good and nought else should be done

Chris Kavan

Chris Kavan- wrote on 10/24/17 at 05:29 PM CT
Doki Doki Literature Club! Review comment

 

Just Monika. (Glad you sorta kinda liked it anyway!)

dbarry_22

dbarry_22- wrote on 10/04/16 at 03:35 PM CT
Pier Solar and the Great Archit... Review comment

 

Your review does not increase my enthusiasm for me to play my WiiU version of the game. I guess I'll put other RPGs higher on my backlog list.

Chris Kavan

Chris Kavan- wrote on 09/24/16 at 10:18 PM CT
Pier Solar and the Great Archit... Review comment

 

Sounds terrible! But you'll be happy to know the only Dreamcast version of PIer Solar I could find was on Ebay and it was going for $125 - so you've already doubled your money! In ten years... who knows! All for a terrible game no one should play - huzzah!

Nelson Schneider

Nelson Schneider- wrote on 08/16/15 at 06:03 PM CT
Fallout 3 Review comment

 

I liked Oblivion too, just not all of the mechanics... and the combat sucked... but the same goes for Fallout 3.

It's also not super-sandboxy. F3 has a reasonable amount of content compared to Elder Scrolls.

Chris Kavan

Chris Kavan- wrote on 08/11/15 at 07:35 PM CT
Fallout 3 Review comment

 

So glad you finally liked a sandbox game (and a shooter no less). Can't wait to see what you think of New Vegas.

Jonzor

Jonzor- wrote on 03/27/15 at 09:21 AM CT

 

http://iwataasks.nintendo.com/interviews/#/3ds/xenoblade-chronicles-3d/0/0

So... I guess we have to add Satoru Iwata and the DIRECTOR of Xenoblade Chronicles Tetsuya Takahashi to the "RPG Haters Who Use JRPG as a Pejorative."

Maybe that's why I use the term so much? The conspiracy to undermine a genre through slander and division goes all the way to the top, man! I fell for it!

Wajiha Ali Khan

Wajiha Ali Khan- wrote on 01/07/15 at 10:12 PM CT

 

Thanks! I don't think of them as videogames anyways. XD

 

 

   
 
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