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Nelson Schneider

Ranking Status: Epic Reviewer  
Status: Single
Gender: Male
Orientation: Straight
Religion: Secular Humanism
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Activity Points

Total Ratings: 1477
Total Reviews: 359
Total Lists: 56
Total Points: 3326
 

Meet Nelson Schneider

Education

Bachelor of Arts in English and Classics, Master of Arts in Classics, Certified Webmaster

Employer

Myself!

Position/Description

Freelancer


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Nick

Chris Kavan

Alex

Jonzor

dbarry_22

Adrigan

Backlog

1. Ancient Magic ( Baz... Add to game list
2. Arabian Nights Add to game list
3. Burning Heroes ( Ne... Add to game list
4. Emerald Dragon Add to game list
5. Ganpuru: Gunman's P... Add to game list
6. Hiouden: Legend of ... Add to game list
7. Neutopia II Add to game list
8. Aarklash: Legacy Add to game list
9. Aegis of Earth: Pro... Add to game list
10. Ambition of the Sli... Add to game list
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Recent Rating History

Pillars of Eternity 4/5
Sundered 3/5
Sundered 3/5
Sundered 3/5
Sundered 3/5
Iconoclasts 3/5
Iconoclasts 3/5
Iconoclasts 3/5
Divinity: Original ... 4.5/5
Divinity: Original ... 4.5/5
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Gaming Profile

The game I love

Dragon Quest 5, Final Fantasy 6, Suikoden 2

The game I hate (and want to destroy)

Final Fantasy 7, Resident Evil, Dark Souls

My guilty pleasure (game)

RetroArch

Favorite Platform

Least Favorite

PC (Steam) 

Nintendo 64 

Favorite Genre

Least Favorite

Role Playing (RPG) 

Sports 

Favorite Quotes

"We're meeting G over there." "Don't come! Don't come!" --House of the Dead 2

"It's a secret to everybody." --The Legend of Zelda

"This is sickening... You sound like chapters from a self-help booklet!" "Son of a submariner! They'll pay for this..." --Final Fantasy 6

Top Game List

1. Dragon Quest V: Hand of the Heavenly Bride SNES Add to game list
2. Final Fantasy III ( Final Fantasy VI ) SNES Add to game list
3. Suikoden II PS1 Add to game list
4. Baldur's Gate II: Shadows of Amn & Throne of ... PC Add to game list
5. The Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past SNES Add to game list
6. Metroid: Zero Mission GBA Add to game list
7. Super Mario World SNES Add to game list
8. Castlevania: Symphony of the Night PS1 Add to game list
9. Tomba! PS1 Add to game list
10. Valkyrie Profile PS1 Add to game list
11. Ôkami PS2 Add to game list
12. Valkyria Chronicles PS3 Add to game list
13. Pandora's Tower Wii Add to game list
14. Little King's Story Wii Add to game list
15. Super Mario Bros. X PC Add to game list
16. Dragon Force SAT Add to game list
17. Super Smash Bros. Melee GC Add to game list
18. Mario Kart Wii Wii Add to game list
19. Dust: An Elysian Tail PC Add to game list
20. The Homebrew Channel NN Add to game list
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Sundered
PC (Steam)
Maddening
3/5 stars

“Sundered” is the second major release by Montreal-based Indie developer, Thunder Lotus Games. Their first attempt, “Jotun,” did little to impress me outside of its visuals, so I was hard-pressed to find a reason to give their second game a shot… but with the state of local cooperative multi-player gaming, the MJ Crew was casting about i...

 

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Nelson Schneider

Nelson Schneider- wrote on 07/03/19 at 04:54 PM CT
Song of the Deep Review comment

 

The controls are solid. There's momentum, as you'd expect underwater (or in space), but it's not overdone and movement is very responsive.

I played Hollow Knight for a couple of hours, and found it to be over-hyped flavor-of-the-day bandwagon fodder, so I uninstalled it. I won't be reviewing it, but if you must know my least favorite of its many questionable mechanics and design choices, it would be the way knockback works. Instead of pushing enemies away as the hero hits them, the hero scoots backwards as he hits enemies.

And you said the secret word regarding Dead Cells, which guarantees that I will NEVER play or review it, but know it's trash already.

dbarry_22

dbarry_22- wrote on 06/19/19 at 12:02 PM CT
Song of the Deep Review comment

 

I often find myself frustrated by the controls of games that take place underwater and I've seen complaints elsewhere online saying that this game is like that. How did it play for you?

Also, I see that you said that Hollow Knight and Dead Cells are over-hyped. Have you played them? I don't see a review for either from you. I'm not sure you can compare Dead Cells to this, it's a rogue-like but I've only heard good things from Hollow Knight.

dbarry_22

dbarry_22- wrote on 02/05/19 at 09:38 AM CT
Octopath Traveler Review comment

 

I have to say I spent a grand total of 1-2 hours solely dedicated to grinding in the game to up my levels for the boss rush. While there are no specific enemies you can seek out that will give you tons of experience, there are two accessories you can obtain in the game that will each boost JP and XP by 50% for the whole party in any given battle. Not only that, if you unlock one of the secret classes there are passive skills you can learn that will also boost each by 50%. That means with those two things you can double your experience and JP for all battles. If you go to the right area and quickly dispose of all your encounters and you can level up characters extremely quickly. And, if you want to take some risks you could always try bewildering grace with Primrose which could randomly give you HUGE experience bonuses. I thought I'd share that because I completely disagree with your experience obtaining thoughts.

And while you love to refer to "fan boys" in your blogs and reviews constantly I hope you're aware of that you are a "fan boy" of Dragon Quest. Without the epilogue to shake things up, DQ 11's story is about as predictable and shallow as they come. When the initial credits rolled I was actually disappointed. If you want to experience the good story of DQ 11 you have to play the epilogue, honestly I consider it an essential part of the game and not "bonus" content.

But, I do generally agree with the story telling. Octopath could have been much better, not sure that's enough to downgrade it to a 3/5, but that's up to you.

Lastly, I LOVED the soundtrack in Octopath. DQ 11's soundtrack was average at best, probably the most disappointing part of that game.

dbarry_22

dbarry_22- wrote on 12/06/18 at 08:25 AM CT

 

I responded to your questions in my Octopath review.

Nelson Schneider

Nelson Schneider- wrote on 11/14/17 at 09:36 AM CT
Spore Hero Review comment

 

Well, the thought you expressed are quiete the same as mine.
But, I'd like to mention something else too: the sounds are perfect; lemme explain: they are believable, since I'd have imaginated the creatures' voice like they are; in addition, the music, which is something huge for such a game.
Besides, the humor: this was one of the games (and I played a lot of games) that made me laugh naturally because of its jokes.
Also, the story's premise was so nice to me: the mistery of these 2 creatures stayed in various planets is so misterious and fascinating to me.
Said that, this game could have been made way better, but, like I love saying: if you enjoy something, that's good and nought else should be done

Chris Kavan

Chris Kavan- wrote on 10/24/17 at 05:29 PM CT
Doki Doki Literature Club! Review comment

 

Just Monika. (Glad you sorta kinda liked it anyway!)

dbarry_22

dbarry_22- wrote on 10/04/16 at 03:35 PM CT
Pier Solar and the Great Archit... Review comment

 

Your review does not increase my enthusiasm for me to play my WiiU version of the game. I guess I'll put other RPGs higher on my backlog list.

Chris Kavan

Chris Kavan- wrote on 09/24/16 at 10:18 PM CT
Pier Solar and the Great Archit... Review comment

 

Sounds terrible! But you'll be happy to know the only Dreamcast version of PIer Solar I could find was on Ebay and it was going for $125 - so you've already doubled your money! In ten years... who knows! All for a terrible game no one should play - huzzah!

 

 

   
 
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