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Nelson Schneider

Ranking Status: Epic Reviewer  
Status: Single
Gender: Male
Orientation: Straight
Religion: Deism
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Total Ratings: 1320
Total Reviews: 287
Total Lists: 54
Total Points: 2807

Meet Nelson Schneider


Bachelor of Arts in English and Classics, Master of Arts in Classics, Certified Webmaster





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Nick Barry

Chris Kavan






1. Ancient Magic ( Baz... Add to game list
2. Arabian Nights Add to game list
3. Emerald Dragon Add to game list
4. Hiouden: Legend of ... Add to game list
5. Live A Live Add to game list
6. Treasure Hunter G Add to game list
7. Treasure of the Rud... Add to game list
8. Double Dungeons Add to game list
9. Dungeons & Dragons:... Add to game list
10. Neutopia Add to game list
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Recent Rating History

Infested 4.5/5
Battleborn 3/5
Battleborn 2.5/5
Battleborn 2.5/5
Dungeon Master II: ... 3.5/5
Shadowgate Classic 5/5
Shadowgate 2/5
Uninvited 2/5
Pop'n TwinBee: Rain... 4.5/5
Mega Man 0.5/5
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Gaming Profile

The game I love

Dragon Quest 5, Final Fantasy 6, Suikoden 2

The game I hate (and want to destroy)

Final Fantasy 7, Resident Evil, Dark Souls

My guilty pleasure (game)


Favorite Platform

Least Favorite

PC (Steam) 

Nintendo 64 

Favorite Genre

Least Favorite

Role Playing (RPG) 


Favorite Quotes

"We're meeting G over there." "Don't come! Don't come!" --House of the Dead 2

"It's a secret to everybody." --The Legend of Zelda

"This is sickening... You sound like chapters from a self-help booklet!" "Son of a submariner! They'll pay for this..." --Final Fantasy 6

Top Game List

1. Dragon Quest V: Hand of the Heavenly Bride SNES Add to game list
2. Final Fantasy III ( Final Fantasy VI ) SNES Add to game list
3. Suikoden II PS1 Add to game list
4. Baldur's Gate II: Shadows of Amn & Throne of ... PC Add to game list
5. The Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past SNES Add to game list
6. Metroid: Zero Mission GBA Add to game list
7. Super Mario World SNES Add to game list
8. Castlevania: Symphony of the Night PS1 Add to game list
9. Tomba! PS1 Add to game list
10. Valkyrie Profile PS1 Add to game list
11. Ôkami PS2 Add to game list
12. Valkyria Chronicles PS3 Add to game list
13. Pandora's Tower Wii Add to game list
14. Little King's Story Wii Add to game list
15. Super Mario Bros. X PC Add to game list
16. LittleBigPlanet 2 PS3 Add to game list
17. Panzer Dragoon Saga ( Panzer Dragoon Azel ) SAT Add to game list
18. Dragon Force SAT Add to game list
19. Super Smash Bros. Melee GC Add to game list
20. Mario Kart Wii Wii Add to game list
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Latest Game Review

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And the Trilogy Becomes a Quartet
4.5/5 stars

In the 1980s, developer ICOM Simulations released a series of point-and-click Adventure games on Macintosh. PC gamers of the time were staunchly entrenched in DOS, so these games received relatively little fanfare… that is until the Japanese companies Kemco and Seika got their hands on these titles and ported them to the original NES. While the Ma...


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dbarry_22- wrote on 10/04/16 at 03:35 PM CT
Pier Solar and the Great Archit... Review comment


Your review does not increase my enthusiasm for me to play my WiiU version of the game. I guess I'll put other RPGs higher on my backlog list.

Chris Kavan

Chris Kavan- wrote on 09/24/16 at 10:18 PM CT
Pier Solar and the Great Archit... Review comment


Sounds terrible! But you'll be happy to know the only Dreamcast version of PIer Solar I could find was on Ebay and it was going for $125 - so you've already doubled your money! In ten years... who knows! All for a terrible game no one should play - huzzah!

Nelson Schneider

Nelson Schneider- wrote on 08/16/15 at 06:03 PM CT
Fallout 3 Review comment


I liked Oblivion too, just not all of the mechanics... and the combat sucked... but the same goes for Fallout 3.

It's also not super-sandboxy. F3 has a reasonable amount of content compared to Elder Scrolls.

Chris Kavan

Chris Kavan- wrote on 08/11/15 at 07:35 PM CT
Fallout 3 Review comment


So glad you finally liked a sandbox game (and a shooter no less). Can't wait to see what you think of New Vegas.


Jonzor- wrote on 03/27/15 at 09:21 AM CT

So... I guess we have to add Satoru Iwata and the DIRECTOR of Xenoblade Chronicles Tetsuya Takahashi to the "RPG Haters Who Use JRPG as a Pejorative."

Maybe that's why I use the term so much? The conspiracy to undermine a genre through slander and division goes all the way to the top, man! I fell for it!

Wajiha Ali Khan

Wajiha Ali Khan- wrote on 01/07/15 at 10:12 PM CT


Thanks! I don't think of them as videogames anyways. XD

Chris Kavan

Chris Kavan- wrote on 12/09/14 at 09:10 PM CT
From Dust Review comment


Dirt-moving simulator... I think I won with Goat Simulator this round :)

Chris Kavan

Chris Kavan- wrote on 09/25/14 at 07:19 PM CT
UnEpic Review comment


You had me at goblin mating season...



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