I'm the shortest person on Melted Joystick. Prove me wrong!
Interests
Lots: reading, anime, watching certain TV series, vodka and the mixing of said spirit.
Education
Bachelor's Degree Print Journalism.
Employer
Simons Home Store
Position/Description
Retail Sales Representative - If you visit my store I will sell you something, or at least try my best. Mostly I work behind the scenes here to make sure things run smoothly.
When entering games, I come across a lot of crap but it also gives me the chance to find weird, crazy stuff. Sometimes, it allows me to get on the ground floor of a gem (Doki Doki Literature Club) or find a potential multi-player game for the crew. Other times it just is quirky enough to catch my attention. Foto Flash is advertised as a tongue-in-...
Kind of like Kingsfield, but in a third-person instead of first-person view. A lot of strike, back up, strike, back up and hope you don't get surrounded. You can also snipe with the bow but until your skill gets high enough, it barely makes a dent.
Don't give Nintendo more credit for maturity than they deserve! Cia and her cleavage rest entirely on Tecmo-Koei, since she and all of the other new characters are the developer's Mary Sues.
