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Chris Kavan

Ranking Status: Trophy Whore  
Game I'm Playing:  Horizon: Zero Dawn
Name: Chris Kavan
Home town: Wahoo, NE
Current area: Lincoln, NE
Status: Single
Gender: Male
Orientation: Straight
Religion: Catholic (lapsed)
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Activity Points

Total Ratings: 488
Total Reviews: 442
Total Lists: 24
Total Points: 2152
 

Meet Chris Kavan

About Me

I'm the shortest person on Melted Joystick. Prove me wrong!

Interests

Lots: reading, anime, watching certain TV series, vodka and the mixing of said spirit.

Education

Bachelor's Degree Print Journalism.

Employer

Simons Home Store

Position/Description

Retail Sales Representative - If you visit my store I will sell you something, or at least try my best. Mostly I work behind the scenes here to make sure things run smoothly.


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Nelson Schneider

Alex

Nick Barry

Josh C

dbarry_22

Jonzor

My Backlog

1. Alan Wake Add to game list
2. Alan Wake's America... Add to game list
3. Alice: Madness Retu... Add to game list
4. Alien: Isolation Add to game list
5. Alternativa Add to game list
6. Always Sometimes Mo... Add to game list
7. Anna Add to game list
8. Arc Rise Fantasia Add to game list
9. Aveyond: Gates of N... Add to game list
10. Aveyond: Lord of Tw... Add to game list
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Recent Rating History

Celeste 4.5/5
Dark Quest 2 3/5
Just Cause 3 3.5/5
The Incredible Adve... 4/5
Guacamelee! 2 4/5
Rise of the Tomb Ra... 4/5
Far Cry 4 3/5
Dead Rising 3 4/5
Prey 3/5
Layers of Fear 3.5/5
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Gaming Profile

The game I love

Final Fantasy VI

The game I hate (and want to destroy)

Anything by Zynga

My guilty pleasure (game)

The Lego Series

Favorite Platform

Least Favorite

PlayStation 3 

Xbox One 

Favorite Genre

Least Favorite

Sandbox 

Sports 

Favorite Quotes

Elf needs food, badly! - Damn Narrator, Gauntlet

Say fuzzy pickles! - photographer, Earthbound

"That was too close; you were almost a Jill sandwich." - Barry, S.T.A.R.S. member, Resident Evil

Top Game List

1. Final Fantasy III ( Final Fantasy VI ) SNES Add to game list
2. The Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past SNES Add to game list
3. Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas PS2 Add to game list
4. Super Mario World SNES Add to game list
5. Dragon Warrior IV ( Dragon Quest IV: Chapters... NES Add to game list
6. Chrono Trigger SNES Add to game list
7. EarthBound ( Mother 2 ) SNES Add to game list
8. Super Mario 64 N64 Add to game list
9. Silent Hill 2 PS2 Add to game list
10. BioShock Infinite PS3 Add to game list
11. The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion PS3 Add to game list
12. Final Fantasy II ( Final Fantasy IV ) SNES Add to game list
13. GoldenEye 007 N64 Add to game list
14. Metroid NES Add to game list
15. Resident Evil 4 ( BioHazard 4 ) GC Add to game list
16. Tetris GB/C Add to game list
17. Metal Gear Solid PS1 Add to game list
18. The Orange Box PS3 Add to game list
19. Super Smash Bros. Melee GC Add to game list
20. Dragon Quest VIII: Journey of the Cursed King PS2 Add to game list
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Latest Game Review

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Celeste
PC (Steam)
Celeste Is Certainly a Mountain Worth Climbing
4.5/5 stars

Celeste came about when Noel Berry and Matt Thorson (of Towerfall fame) created the original version in four hours for a game jam event. This version is more of a classic platformer geared toward precision movement and speedrunning in mind (and similar to the mini-game you can find in the completed version of Celeste) and it garnered so much atten...

 

Recent Comments

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Nelson Schneider

Nelson Schneider- wrote on 12/02/18 at 02:38 PM CT
Prey Review comment

 

BTW, I really love the title of your review for this.

Chris Kavan

Chris Kavan- wrote on 11/18/18 at 04:26 PM CT
Prey Review comment

 

I fixed them just for you.

Nelson Schneider

Nelson Schneider- wrote on 11/18/18 at 03:41 PM CT
Prey Review comment

 

I think you misspelled "neuromods" every damned time!

Nelson Schneider

Nelson Schneider- wrote on 07/28/18 at 03:58 PM CT
Spelunky Review comment

 

Spelunky is worse than Dark Souls, and Super Meat Boy isn't punishing, as you never lose any progress for dying.

Nelson Schneider

Nelson Schneider- wrote on 05/07/18 at 02:08 PM CT
No Man's Sky Review comment

 

I'm not quite sure how a mediocre story and mediocre gameplay manage to reach "good" status just because the product looks alright.

Nelson Schneider

Nelson Schneider- wrote on 05/07/18 at 02:07 PM CT
Shadow Warrior 2 Review comment

 

I still think you lowballed the overall score a bit, despite nailing the rest of it.

Nelson Schneider

Nelson Schneider- wrote on 12/03/16 at 01:49 PM CT
Borderlands: The Pre-Sequel Review comment

 

I think the reason you were constantly out of money is the fact that you died a LOT.

Chris Kavan

Chris Kavan- wrote on 08/20/16 at 11:00 PM CT
South Park: The Stick of Truth Review comment

 

If I want a certain achievement I'll have to go back and do just that.

 

 

   
 
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Top PlayStation 2 Games by Megadrive
Top PC (Steam) Games by Chris Kavan
Wish List: Retro Games by dbarry_22
Backlog by Nelson Schneider
Backlog by Matt
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Favorite Cooperative Multipla... by Jonzor
Top Sandbox Games by Elizabeth

 

 

 

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