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Chris Kavan

Ranking Status: Trophy Whore  
Game I'm Playing:  Ghost of Tsushima
Name: Chris Kavan
Home town: Wahoo, NE
Current area: Lincoln, NE
Status: Single
Gender: Male
Orientation: Straight
Religion: Catholic (lapsed)
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Activity Points

Total Ratings: 530
Total Reviews: 479
Total Lists: 24
Total Points: 2379
 

Meet Chris Kavan

About Me

I'm the shortest person on Melted Joystick. Prove me wrong!

Interests

Lots: reading, anime, watching certain TV series, vodka and the mixing of said spirit.

Education

Bachelor's Degree Print Journalism.

Employer

Simons Home Store

Position/Description

Retail Sales Representative - If you visit my store I will sell you something, or at least try my best. Mostly I work behind the scenes here to make sure things run smoothly.


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Nelson Schneider

Alex

Nick

Josh C

dbarry_22

Jonzor

My Backlog

1. Age of Wonders III Add to game list
2. Alan Wake Add to game list
3. Alan Wake's America... Add to game list
4. Alice: Madness Retu... Add to game list
5. Always Sometimes Mo... Add to game list
6. Amnesia: A Machine ... Add to game list
7. Anna Add to game list
8. Assassin's Creed III Add to game list
9. Assassin's Creed Od... Add to game list
10. Aveyond: Gates of N... Add to game list
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Recent Rating History

Danganronpa: Trigge... 4/5
Override: Mech City... 3/5
Battletoads (2020) 2/5
Maneater 3/5
Door Kickers: Actio... 4/5
Spider-Man (2018) 4.5/5
Red Dead Redemption... 4.5/5
Boot Hill Bounties 4/5
Boot Hill Heroes 3.5/5
Control 4/5
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Gaming Profile

The game I love

Final Fantasy VI

The game I hate (and want to destroy)

P2W Can GTFO

My guilty pleasure (game)

The Lego Series

Favorite Platform

Least Favorite

PlayStation 3 

Xbox One 

Favorite Genre

Least Favorite

Sandbox 

Sports 

Favorite Quotes

Elf needs food, badly! - Damn Narrator, Gauntlet

Say fuzzy pickles! - photographer, Earthbound

"That was too close; you were almost a Jill sandwich." - Barry, S.T.A.R.S. member, Resident Evil

Top Game List

1. Final Fantasy III ( Final Fantasy VI ) SNES Add to game list
2. The Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past SNES Add to game list
3. Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas PS2 Add to game list
4. Super Mario World SNES Add to game list
5. Dragon Warrior IV ( Dragon Quest IV: Chapters... NES Add to game list
6. Chrono Trigger SNES Add to game list
7. EarthBound ( Mother 2 ) SNES Add to game list
8. Super Mario 64 N64 Add to game list
9. Silent Hill 2 PS2 Add to game list
10. BioShock Infinite PS3 Add to game list
11. The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion PS3 Add to game list
12. Final Fantasy II ( Final Fantasy IV ) SNES Add to game list
13. GoldenEye 007 N64 Add to game list
14. Metroid NES Add to game list
15. Resident Evil 4 ( BioHazard 4 ) GC Add to game list
16. Tetris GB/C Add to game list
17. Metal Gear Solid PS1 Add to game list
18. The Orange Box PS3 Add to game list
19. Super Smash Bros. Melee GC Add to game list
20. Dragon Quest VIII: Journey of the Cursed King PS2 Add to game list
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Latest Game Review

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Danganronpa: Trigger Happy Havoc
PC (Steam)
Best Battle Royale Ace Attorney Dating Sim EVER
4/5 stars

The year is 2010 and Japanese writer Kazutaka Kodaka feels the adventure genre has gone stale. Working at Spike, Danganronpa: Trigger Happy Havoc was conceived as a hybrid of exploration, dating sim, murder mystery and Ace-Attorney-like trails. It had a dark story punctuated by equally dark humor and there was some concern about its ability to rea...

 

Recent Comments

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Nelson Schneider

Nelson Schneider- wrote on 06/04/22 at 09:20 PM CT
Boot Hill Heroes Review comment

 

Hey, you LIKE watching other people play games while you twiddle your thumbs, and you KNOW it!

Nelson Schneider

Nelson Schneider- wrote on 10/19/21 at 12:43 AM CT
Alternativa Review comment

 

Yikes! But while we're on the topic of yelling at robots, you should definitely cuss-out the RNG dice roller that picked this turd for you to play this year.

Nelson Schneider

Nelson Schneider- wrote on 07/03/21 at 02:43 AM CT
Cyberpunk 2077 Review comment

 

How many hours did you get out of it? You seemed to be playing it for-EVAR.

Nelson Schneider

Nelson Schneider- wrote on 08/02/20 at 04:33 PM CT
Metro 2033 Review comment

 

I've seen "Metro Redux" (both games in a compilation) on sale for, like $4. There's no excuse!

Nelson Schneider

Nelson Schneider- wrote on 06/09/19 at 03:56 PM CT
Horizon: Zero Dawn Review comment

 

This is pretty much the ONLY PS4 exclusive I'm interested in. Maybe I'll get to play it if it comes to the Epic Store... or maybe I'll borrow your PS4 once you blow $500 on a PS5.

Nelson Schneider

Nelson Schneider- wrote on 06/09/19 at 03:30 PM CT
Oxenfree Review comment

 

Good write up. It almost makes me want to pull this game out of the Dump Truck and put it on the Backburner instead.

Nelson Schneider

Nelson Schneider- wrote on 05/09/19 at 06:02 PM CT
Celeste Review comment

 

"Sense of accomplishment?" Really? You're gonna spew that Souls Troll propaganda around here?

Nelson Schneider

Nelson Schneider- wrote on 12/02/18 at 03:38 PM CT
Prey Review comment

 

BTW, I really love the title of your review for this.

 

 

   
 
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Maneater game review by Chris Kavan
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Backlog by Nelson Schneider
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