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Chris Kavan

Ranking Status: Trophy Whore

Game I'm Playing: Persona 5 Royal

Name:

Chris Kavan

Home town:	Wahoo, NE
Current area:	Lincoln, NE
Status:	Single

Gender:	Male
Orientation:	Straight
Religion:	Catholic (lapsed)

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Total Ratings:	537
Total Reviews:	486
Total Lists:	25
Total Points:	2422

Meet Chris Kavan

About Me

I'm the shortest person on Melted Joystick. Prove me wrong!

Interests

Lots: reading, anime, watching certain TV series, vodka and the mixing of said spirit.

Education

Bachelor's Degree Print Journalism.

Employer

Simons Home Store

Position/Description

Retail Sales Representative - If you visit my store I will sell you something, or at least try my best. Mostly I work behind the scenes here to make sure things run smoothly.

Friends (143)

My Backlog

1. Age of Wonders III

2. Alan Wake's America...

3. Alice: Madness Retu...

4. Always Sometimes Mo...

5. Amnesia: A Machine ...

6. Anna

7. Assassin's Creed III

8. Assassin's Creed Od...

9. Aveyond: Gates of N...

10. Aveyond: Lord of Tw...

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Recent Rating History
Dead Island 2	3.5/5
Saints Row IV	3.5/5
The Last of Us Part...	4.5/5
Just Die Already	2.5/5
Torchlight III	3/5
Wolfenstein II: The...	4/5
Ghost of Tsushima	4.5/5
Danganronpa: Trigge...	4/5
Override: Mech City...	3/5
Battletoads (2020)	2/5
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Gaming Profile

The game I love

Final Fantasy VI

The game I hate (and want to destroy)

P2W Can GTFO

My guilty pleasure (game)

The Lego Series

Favorite Platform	Least Favorite
PlayStation 3	Xbox One

Favorite Genre	Least Favorite
Sandbox	Sports

Favorite Quotes

Elf needs food, badly! - Damn Narrator, Gauntlet

Say fuzzy pickles! - photographer, Earthbound

"That was too close; you were almost a Jill sandwich." - Barry, S.T.A.R.S. member, Resident Evil

Top Game List

1. Final Fantasy III ( Final Fantasy VI )	SNES
2. The Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past	SNES
3. Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas	PS2
4. Super Mario World	SNES
5. Dragon Warrior IV ( Dragon Quest IV: Chapters...	NES
6. Chrono Trigger	SNES
7. EarthBound ( Mother 2 )	SNES
8. Super Mario 64	N64
9. Silent Hill 2	PS2
10. BioShock Infinite	PS3
11. The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion	PS3
12. Final Fantasy II ( Final Fantasy IV )	SNES
13. GoldenEye 007	N64
14. Metroid	NES
15. Resident Evil 4 ( BioHazard 4 )	GC
16. Tetris	GB/C
17. Metal Gear Solid	PS1
18. The Orange Box	PS3
19. Super Smash Bros. Melee	GC
20. Dragon Quest VIII: Journey of the Cursed King	PS2
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Dead Island 2
PlayStation 5
Zombie Killing for Fun and Profit (Mostly for Fun)
3.5/5 stars

Normally when games enter the "development hell" period, the final outcome is a huge disappointment. Dead Island was released in 2011 and, after it's (still) emotionally-charged and amazing trailer - was more or less a generic zombie-killing game that sold solidly but had an otherwise lukewarm reception. Dead Island 2 was planned for a 2015 - and ...

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Recent Comments

Nelson Schneider- wrote on 04/16/23 at 12:00 AM CT
Cyberpunk 2077 Review comment

Now that I have the game, GOG Galaxy shows me how much my friends have played it: You logged 165 hours!

Nelson Schneider- wrote on 06/04/22 at 09:20 PM CT
Boot Hill Heroes Review comment

Hey, you LIKE watching other people play games while you twiddle your thumbs, and you KNOW it!

Nelson Schneider- wrote on 10/19/21 at 12:43 AM CT
Alternativa Review comment

Yikes! But while we're on the topic of yelling at robots, you should definitely cuss-out the RNG dice roller that picked this turd for you to play this year.

Nelson Schneider- wrote on 07/03/21 at 02:43 AM CT
Cyberpunk 2077 Review comment

How many hours did you get out of it? You seemed to be playing it for-EVAR.

Nelson Schneider- wrote on 08/02/20 at 04:33 PM CT
Metro 2033 Review comment

I've seen "Metro Redux" (both games in a compilation) on sale for, like $4. There's no excuse!

Nelson Schneider- wrote on 06/09/19 at 03:56 PM CT
Horizon: Zero Dawn Review comment

This is pretty much the ONLY PS4 exclusive I'm interested in. Maybe I'll get to play it if it comes to the Epic Store... or maybe I'll borrow your PS4 once you blow $500 on a PS5.

Nelson Schneider- wrote on 06/09/19 at 03:30 PM CT
Oxenfree Review comment

Good write up. It almost makes me want to pull this game out of the Dump Truck and put it on the Backburner instead.

Nelson Schneider- wrote on 05/09/19 at 06:02 PM CT
Celeste Review comment

"Sense of accomplishment?" Really? You're gonna spew that Souls Troll propaganda around here?