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Chris Kavan

Ranking Status: Trophy Whore  
Game I'm Playing:  Fallout 4
Name: Chris Kavan
Home town: Wahoo, NE
Current area: Lincoln, NE
Status: Single
Gender: Male
Orientation: Straight
Religion: Catholic (lapsed)
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Activity Points

Total Ratings: 549
Total Reviews: 494
Total Lists: 25
Total Points: 2474
 

Meet Chris Kavan

About Me

I'm the shortest person on Melted Joystick. Prove me wrong!

Interests

Lots: reading, anime, watching certain TV series, vodka and the mixing of said spirit.

Education

Bachelor's Degree Print Journalism.

Employer

Simons Home Store

Position/Description

Retail Sales Representative - If you visit my store I will sell you something, or at least try my best. Mostly I work behind the scenes here to make sure things run smoothly.


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Nelson Schneider

Alex

Nick

Josh C

dbarry_22

Jonzor

My Backlog

1. Age of Wonders III Add to game list
2. Alan Wake's America... Add to game list
3. Alice: Madness Retu... Add to game list
4. Always Sometimes Mo... Add to game list
5. Amnesia: A Machine ... Add to game list
6. Anna Add to game list
7. Assassin's Creed III Add to game list
8. Assassin's Creed Od... Add to game list
9. Aveyond: Gates of N... Add to game list
10. Aveyond: Lord of Tw... Add to game list
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Recent Rating History

A Hat in Time 3.5/5
Tiny Tina's Wonderl... 3.5/5
HuniePop 2: Double ... 3/5
The Vagrant 4/5
Honkai: Star Rail 3.5/5
MechWarrior 5: Merc... 4/5
Sunset Overdrive 4/5
House Party 3.5/5
Streets of Kamurocho 2/5
Rage 2 3.5/5
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Gaming Profile

The game I love

Final Fantasy VI

The game I hate (and want to destroy)

P2W Can GTFO

My guilty pleasure (game)

The Lego Series

Favorite Platform

Least Favorite

PlayStation 3 

Xbox One 

Favorite Genre

Least Favorite

Sandbox 

Sports 

Favorite Quotes

Elf needs food, badly! - Damn Narrator, Gauntlet

Say fuzzy pickles! - photographer, Earthbound

"That was too close; you were almost a Jill sandwich." - Barry, S.T.A.R.S. member, Resident Evil

Top Game List

1. Final Fantasy III ( Final Fantasy VI ) SNES Add to game list
2. The Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past SNES Add to game list
3. Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas PS2 Add to game list
4. Super Mario World SNES Add to game list
5. Dragon Warrior IV ( Dragon Quest IV: Chapters... NES Add to game list
6. Chrono Trigger SNES Add to game list
7. EarthBound ( Mother 2 ) SNES Add to game list
8. Super Mario 64 N64 Add to game list
9. Silent Hill 2 PS2 Add to game list
10. BioShock Infinite PS3 Add to game list
11. The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion PS3 Add to game list
12. Final Fantasy II ( Final Fantasy IV ) SNES Add to game list
13. GoldenEye 007 N64 Add to game list
14. Metroid NES Add to game list
15. Resident Evil 4 ( BioHazard 4 ) GC Add to game list
16. Tetris GB/C Add to game list
17. Metal Gear Solid PS1 Add to game list
18. The Orange Box PS3 Add to game list
19. Super Smash Bros. Melee GC Add to game list
20. Dragon Quest VIII: Journey of the Cursed King PS2 Add to game list
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Latest Game Review

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A Hat in Time
PC (Steam)
Tip My Hat to a Modern Twist on a Classic Genre
3.5/5 stars

Although Kickstarter has been all over the place when it comes to success or utter failure (or, worse, just outright grift), A Hat in Time is one of the good ones. Danish studio Gears for Breakfast put it up - managed to double its fundraising goal in just two days - and deliver across (currently) all platforms. A 3D platformer in the vein of clas...

 

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Nelson Schneider

Nelson Schneider- wrote on 08/19/23 at 09:58 PM CT
Ghost of Tsushima Review comment

 

Ha, ha, "Power of the PS5." More like, "Power of any computer with the equivalent of an RTX 2060 inside."

Nelson Schneider

Nelson Schneider- wrote on 04/16/23 at 12:00 AM CT
Cyberpunk 2077 Review comment

 

Now that I have the game, GOG Galaxy shows me how much my friends have played it: You logged 165 hours!

Nelson Schneider

Nelson Schneider- wrote on 06/04/22 at 09:20 PM CT
Boot Hill Heroes Review comment

 

Hey, you LIKE watching other people play games while you twiddle your thumbs, and you KNOW it!

Nelson Schneider

Nelson Schneider- wrote on 10/19/21 at 12:43 AM CT
Alternativa Review comment

 

Yikes! But while we're on the topic of yelling at robots, you should definitely cuss-out the RNG dice roller that picked this turd for you to play this year.

Nelson Schneider

Nelson Schneider- wrote on 07/03/21 at 02:43 AM CT
Cyberpunk 2077 Review comment

 

How many hours did you get out of it? You seemed to be playing it for-EVAR.

Nelson Schneider

Nelson Schneider- wrote on 08/02/20 at 04:33 PM CT
Metro 2033 Review comment

 

I've seen "Metro Redux" (both games in a compilation) on sale for, like $4. There's no excuse!

Nelson Schneider

Nelson Schneider- wrote on 06/09/19 at 03:56 PM CT
Horizon: Zero Dawn Review comment

 

This is pretty much the ONLY PS4 exclusive I'm interested in. Maybe I'll get to play it if it comes to the Epic Store... or maybe I'll borrow your PS4 once you blow $500 on a PS5.

Nelson Schneider

Nelson Schneider- wrote on 06/09/19 at 03:30 PM CT
Oxenfree Review comment

 

Good write up. It almost makes me want to pull this game out of the Dump Truck and put it on the Backburner instead.

 

 

   
 
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