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Chris Kavan

Ranking Status: Trophy Whore  
Game I'm Playing:  No Man's Sky
Name: Chris Kavan
Home town: Wahoo, NE
Current area: Lincoln, NE
Status: Single
Gender: Male
Orientation: Straight
Religion: Catholic (lapsed)
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Activity Points

Total Ratings: 459
Total Reviews: 413
Total Lists: 24
Total Points: 1978
 

Meet Chris Kavan

About Me

I'm the shortest person on Melted Joystick. Prove me wrong!

Interests

Lots: reading, anime, watching certain TV series, vodka and the mixing of said spirit.

Education

Bachelor's Degree Print Journalism.

Employer

Simons Home Store

Position/Description

Retail Sales Representative - If you visit my store I will sell you something, or at least try my best. Mostly I work behind the scenes here to make sure things run smoothly.


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Nelson Schneider

Alex

Nick Barry

Josh C

dbarry_22

Jonzor

My Backlog

1. Alan Wake Add to game list
2. Alan Wake's America... Add to game list
3. Alice: Madness Retu... Add to game list
4. Alien: Isolation Add to game list
5. Alternativa Add to game list
6. Always Sometimes Mo... Add to game list
7. Anna Add to game list
8. Arc Rise Fantasia Add to game list
9. Aveyond: Gates of N... Add to game list
10. Aveyond: Lord of Tw... Add to game list
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Recent Rating History

Life is Strange 4.5/5
Kraven Manor 2.5/5
Masochisia 4/5
Titan Quest ( Titan... 3/5
Game of Thrones - A... 4/5
Diablo III 4.5/5
Slender: The Arrival 3/5
Yet Another Zombie ... 1.5/5
Lara Croft and the ... 3/5
Senran Kagura Estiv... 3.5/5
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Gaming Profile

The game I love

Final Fantasy VI

The game I hate (and want to destroy)

Anything by Zynga

My guilty pleasure (game)

The Lego Series

Favorite Platform

Least Favorite

PlayStation 3 

Xbox One 

Favorite Genre

Least Favorite

Sandbox 

Sports 

Favorite Quotes

Elf needs food, badly! - Damn Narrator, Gauntlet

Say fuzzy pickles! - photographer, Earthbound

"That was too close; you were almost a Jill sandwich." - Barry, S.T.A.R.S. member, Resident Evil

Top Game List

1. Final Fantasy III ( Final Fantasy VI ) SNES Add to game list
2. The Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past SNES Add to game list
3. Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas PS2 Add to game list
4. Super Mario World SNES Add to game list
5. Dragon Warrior IV ( Dragon Quest IV: Chapters... NES Add to game list
6. Chrono Trigger SNES Add to game list
7. EarthBound ( Mother 2 ) SNES Add to game list
8. Super Mario 64 N64 Add to game list
9. Silent Hill 2 PS2 Add to game list
10. BioShock Infinite PS3 Add to game list
11. The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion PS3 Add to game list
12. Final Fantasy II ( Final Fantasy IV ) SNES Add to game list
13. GoldenEye 007 N64 Add to game list
14. Metroid NES Add to game list
15. Resident Evil 4 ( BioHazard 4 ) GC Add to game list
16. Tetris GB/C Add to game list
17. Metal Gear Solid PS1 Add to game list
18. The Orange Box PS3 Add to game list
19. Super Smash Bros. Melee GC Add to game list
20. Dragon Quest VIII: Journey of the Cursed King PS2 Add to game list
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Latest Game Review

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Life is Strange
PC (Steam)
It's Hella Stellar
4.5/5 stars

Adventure games have been given a second life of late, thanks, in part to the great reception of Telltale Games started with The Walking Dead in 2012. Dontnod, based in France, got off to a rough start with Remember Me, a PS3 exclusive (later ported to Steam) that was released to mediocre reviews and likewise sales. After this nearly bankrupt the ...

 

Recent Comments

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Nelson Schneider

Nelson Schneider- wrote on 12/03/16 at 01:49 PM CT
Borderlands: The Pre-Sequel Review comment

 

I think the reason you were constantly out of money is the fact that you died a LOT.

Chris Kavan

Chris Kavan- wrote on 08/20/16 at 11:00 PM CT
South Park: The Stick of Truth Review comment

 

If I want a certain achievement I'll have to go back and do just that.

Nelson Schneider

Nelson Schneider- wrote on 08/15/16 at 02:41 PM CT
Dungeonland Review comment

 

Hmmmm... the AI goes off by itself and dies, eh? Where have I seen THAT kind of behavior before?!

Nelson Schneider

Nelson Schneider- wrote on 08/12/16 at 12:17 AM CT
South Park: The Stick of Truth Review comment

 

I cannot believe you passed up the opportunity to play as a Jew!

Nelson Schneider

Nelson Schneider- wrote on 11/23/15 at 09:04 PM CT
Risen Review comment

 

What the? So it's not even an RPG.

Chris Kavan

Chris Kavan- wrote on 11/17/15 at 06:48 PM CT
Risen Review comment

 

Kind of like Kingsfield, but in a third-person instead of first-person view. A lot of strike, back up, strike, back up and hope you don't get surrounded. You can also snipe with the bow but until your skill gets high enough, it barely makes a dent.

Nelson Schneider

Nelson Schneider- wrote on 11/17/15 at 03:58 PM CT
Risen Review comment

 

I still don't understand the gameplay. How does combat actually work?

Nelson Schneider

Nelson Schneider- wrote on 03/01/15 at 05:08 PM CT
Hyrule Warriors Review comment

 

Don't give Nintendo more credit for maturity than they deserve! Cia and her cleavage rest entirely on Tecmo-Koei, since she and all of the other new characters are the developer's Mary Sues.

 

 

   
 
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