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Chris Kavan's Video Game Reviews (493)

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Sunset Overdrive 4/5
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Orc Attack: Flatulent Rebellion   PC (Steam) 

It Stinks!    1/5 stars

I refuse to glorify this with a normal review so I will give you my impression: despite being a low-budget beat 'em up, I was at least expecting this to be a little fun. However, from the moment we "started" in that it took multiple tries for us to even load the game so all four people could play - and my frustration was already high - the actual game is no less frustrating. It's concept is taken from far better material and the effect is equal parts tedious and lame. The design is terrible, the mechanics are bad and the few levels we managed to play were bland. Thrown in a escort mission, items you can buy and then immediately lose and leveling system that is largely extraneous - nothing in this game left me with a good taste in my mouth. In fact, I would say this is probably the worst Steam game I have come across and though I thought the concept of fighting as an Orc (who farts for power!) would be fun ala Castle Crashers or other stylistic-type beat em ups - this is a lazy, poorly designed and mostly broken game that I highly recommend skipping. Now pardon me while I hide this so it will no longer taint my Steam library.

 

 


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