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Chris Kavan

Ranking Status: Trophy Whore  
Name: Chris Kavan
Home town: Wahoo, NE
Current area: Lincoln, NE
Status: Single
Gender: Male
Orientation: Straight
Religion: Catholic (lapsed)
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Activity Points

Total Ratings: 376
Total Reviews: 330
Total Lists: 23
Total Points: 1479
 

Meet Chris Kavan

About Me

I'm the shortest person on Melted Joystick. Prove me wrong!

Interests

Lots: reading, anime, watching certain TV series, vodka and the mixing of said spirit.

Education

Bachelor's Degree Print Journalism.

Employer

Simons Home Store

Position/Description

Retail Sales Representative - If you visit my store I will sell you something, or at least try my best. Mostly I work behind the scenes here to make sure things run smoothly.


Friends (85)

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Nelson Schneider

Alex

Nick Barry

Josh C

dbarry_22

Jonzor

Games I Own

1. 1942 Add to game list
2. 3D Dot Game Heroes Add to game list
3. Actraiser Add to game list
4. Age of Booty Add to game list
5. Alan Wake Add to game list
6. Alan Wake's America... Add to game list
7. American McGee's Al... Add to game list
8. Amnesia: The Dark D... Add to game list
9. Animal Crossing: Ci... Add to game list
10. Anna Add to game list
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Recent Rating History

Borderlands 4/5
Cthulhu Saves the W... 4/5
BurgerTime World To... 3/5
The Eye of Judgment 2.5/5
Star Wars: The Forc... 3.5/5
Far Cry 3 4/5
Dead Block 3/5
LittleBigPlanet Kar... 2.5/5
Sonic & All-Stars R... 3.5/5
Wanderlust: Rebirth 1.5/5
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Gaming Profile

The game I love

Final Fantasy VI

The game I hate (and want to destroy)

Anything by Zynga

My guilty pleasure (game)

The Lego Series

Favorite Platform

Least Favorite

PlayStation 3 

Xbox 

Favorite Genre

Least Favorite

Sandbox 

Sports 

Favorite Quotes

Elf needs food, badly! - Damn Narrator, Gauntlet

Say fuzzy pickles! - photographer, Earthbound

"That was too close; you were almost a Jill sandwich." - Barry, S.T.A.R.S. member, Resident Evil

Top Game List

1. Final Fantasy III ( Final Fantasy VI ) SNES Add to game list
2. The Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past SNES Add to game list
3. Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas PS2 Add to game list
4. Super Mario World SNES Add to game list
5. Dragon Warrior IV ( Dragon Quest IV: Chapters... NES Add to game list
6. Chrono Trigger SNES Add to game list
7. EarthBound ( Mother 2 ) SNES Add to game list
8. Super Mario 64 N64 Add to game list
9. Silent Hill 2 PS2 Add to game list
10. The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion PS3 Add to game list
11. Final Fantasy II ( Final Fantasy IV ) SNES Add to game list
12. GoldenEye 007 N64 Add to game list
13. Metroid NES Add to game list
14. Resident Evil 4 ( BioHazard 4 ) GC Add to game list
15. Tetris GB/C Add to game list
16. Metal Gear Solid PS1 Add to game list
17. The Orange Box PS3 Add to game list
18. Super Smash Bros. Melee GC Add to game list
19. Dragon Quest VIII: Journey of the Cursed King PS2 Add to game list
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Latest Game Review

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Borderlands
PC (Steam)
I'm Gonna Pop Some Skags...
4/5 stars

Although I have previously experienced this (mostly single-player) on PS3 - I re-visited this on Steam and it gave me a chance to re-examine things from a different perspective, as well as play the full DLC and play online with other people as well. It exposed both the best and worst the game had to offer and I still thing the overall experience i...

 

Recent Comments

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Nelson Schneider

Nelson Schneider- wrote on 05/19/13 at 11:24 PM CT
Borderlands Review comment

 

Dat title... you bastard.

Jonzor

Jonzor- wrote on 04/28/13 at 08:52 PM CT

 

I've heard a lot of really good stuff about the Wii U version of Deus Ex. It's not just a port, but it's got the DLC plus they rebalanced the game too be more suitable for all classes, and apparently also was the best visuals of any version. I'll support work like that for late Wii U ports.

Nelson Schneider

Nelson Schneider- wrote on 12/06/12 at 10:12 PM CT

 

Now import Pandora's Tower and buy a domestic copy of Xenoblade to fill out the rest of your Wii library!

Nelson Schneider

Nelson Schneider- wrote on 10/31/12 at 10:44 PM CT
NieR Review comment

 

You need to proof this review. RGPs?

Does Nier have any awesome dungeons to go through, or is it all just running back and forth across the world map?

Nelson Schneider

Nelson Schneider- wrote on 09/02/12 at 03:14 PM CT
Tales of Graces f Review comment

 

As I said in my review, I didn't despise weapon/armor dualizing. I thought that part worked really well. It was the superfluous other crap to dualize that pissed me off.

I liked the idea of titles too, just not the grindy implementation.

Nelson Schneider

Nelson Schneider- wrote on 08/13/12 at 10:42 PM CT
Diablo III Review comment

 

Ugh. Randomly-generated dungeons? I hate those; they just lack the creativity and sense of order that human-designed dungeons possess.

It definitely sounds like this game is NOT for me. Thanks for the warnings.

dbarry_22

dbarry_22- wrote on 08/13/12 at 11:34 AM CT
Diablo III Review comment

 

Is it a game breaker that battle.net was hacked? Having to be online all the time for a game you can play alone is just flat out dumb.

Nelson Schneider

Nelson Schneider- wrote on 07/15/12 at 12:38 PM CT

 

Why the hell did you buy Tropico in the Steam sale?

 

 

   
 
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