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Nelson Schneider

Ranking Status: Epic Reviewer  
Game I'm Playing:  Monster RPG 2
Status: Single
Gender: Male
Orientation: Straight
Religion: Deism
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Activity Points

Total Ratings: 954
Total Reviews: 125
Total Lists: 49
Total Points: 1626
 

Meet Nelson Schneider

Education

Bachelor of Arts in English and Classics, Master of Arts in Classics, Certified Webmaster

Employer

Myself!

Position/Description

Freelancer


Friends (9)

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Nick Barry

Chris Kavan

Alex

Jonzor

dbarry_22

Adrigan

Backlog

1. Dragon Nest Add to game list
2. Magicka Add to game list
3. Trine 2 Add to game list
4. Kirby Squeak Squad Add to game list
5. Growlanser: Heritag... Add to game list
6. The Horde Add to game list
7. Toki Tori Add to game list
8. Phantasy Star Add to game list
9. Phantasy Star II Add to game list
10. Phantasy Star III: ... Add to game list
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Recent Rating History

Borderlands 3.5/5
LIMBO 2.5/5
Golden Axe Warrior 4.5/5
Fallout 4/5
Dwarfs!? 2.5/5
Vessel 4.5/5
And Yet It Moves 3.5/5
Sword of Vermilion 1/5
Sorcerer's Kingdom 1/5
The Faery Tale Adve... 1/5
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Gaming Profile

The game I love

Dragon Quest 5 (SNES), Final Fantasy 6 (SNES), Suikoden 2 (PS1)

The game I hate (and want to destroy)

Final Fantasy 7 (PS1), Mario 64 (N64), Zelda: Ocarina of Time (N64)

My guilty pleasure (game)

The Homebrew Channel (WiiWare)

Favorite Platform

Least Favorite

Super Nintendo (SNES) 

Nintendo 64 

Favorite Genre

Least Favorite

Turn-Based RPG 

Survival Horror 

Favorite Quotes

"We're meeting G over there." "Don't come! Don't come!" --House of the Dead 2

"It's a secret to everybody." --The Legend of Zelda

"This is sickening... You sound like chapters from a self-help booklet!" "Son of a submariner! They'll pay for this..." --Final Fantasy 6

Top Game List

1. Dragon Quest V: Hand of the Heavenly Bride SNES Add to game list
2. Final Fantasy III ( Final Fantasy VI ) SNES Add to game list
3. Suikoden II PS1 Add to game list
4. Baldur's Gate II: Shadows of Amn & Throne of ... PC Add to game list
5. The Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past SNES Add to game list
6. Super Mario World SNES Add to game list
7. Metroid: Zero Mission GBA Add to game list
8. Panzer Dragoon Saga ( Panzer Dragoon Azel ) SAT Add to game list
9. Castlevania: Symphony of the Night PS1 Add to game list
10. Tomba! PS1 Add to game list
11. Valkyrie Profile PS1 Add to game list
12. Ôkami PS2 Add to game list
13. Valkyria Chronicles PS3 Add to game list
14. Pandora's Tower Wii Add to game list
15. Little King's Story Wii Add to game list
16. LittleBigPlanet PS3 Add to game list
17. Dragon Force SAT Add to game list
18. Super Smash Bros. Melee GC Add to game list
19. Dungeon Defenders PC Add to game list
20. Mario Kart Wii Wii Add to game list
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Latest Game Review

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Borderlands
PC (Steam)
17 Million Useless Guns
3.5/5 stars

“Borderlands,” indeed ANY FPS, is not a game that I typically give a second glance, thanks to the fact that most of them are so similar that even their screen shots tend to blur together into a nightmare of brown and gray environments populated by huge, burly dude-men shooting each other. Having already played the non-DLC-enhanced PlayStation 3 ve...

 

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Chris Kavan

Chris Kavan- wrote on 04/20/13 at 07:24 AM CT
Crystalis Review comment

 

Ah - one of my old favorites - and, of course, one of the games I so egregiously sold in my rush to get a next-gen console when I was too young to know any better. Good to know it still has merit in this day and age.

zam

zam- wrote on 01/31/13 at 08:19 PM CT

 

Wait 6mo and they will knock 5 bucks off. I bet i get 20+ hours of enjoyment out of what lunch costs for the week. Thats a bargain! And its less money than i paid for ff2 on snes almost 20 years ago. Trust me its worth it

zam

zam- wrote on 01/29/13 at 03:08 PM CT

 

I know you think tablet gaming is weak, but Final Fantasy Dimensions for tablet is a pretty damn good throwback RPG game!

dbarry_22

dbarry_22- wrote on 01/10/13 at 03:08 PM CT

 

I'm hoping Pandora's Tower becomes available for download on the WiiU. I just can't hack my Wii.

Chris Kavan

Chris Kavan- wrote on 12/04/12 at 04:39 PM CT

 

You'll be happy to know I ordered The Last Story today - it may be awhile before I get around to it, but if it's one of the last great games for the Wii, I'm not going to pass it up.

Chris Kavan

Chris Kavan- wrote on 11/27/12 at 08:25 PM CT
Cthulhu Saves the World Review comment

 

Now I'm excited to play this - I'm a big fan of H.P. Lovecraft and old-school RPGS - so I should hopefully get all the references. I'm almost finished with The Walking Dead (review up soon) - mayhap I'll pop this in next. And you're right - it's a sad world in which a $1.50 can trump just about anything else out there.

zam

zam- wrote on 11/26/12 at 09:49 PM CT

 

Yes, i did get ahold of Pandora's Tower but in my hands i found it to be vastly inferior to Xenoblade and The Last Story. So I'm pretty well officially done with the Wii for now.. occasionally i turn it on, but it's pretty much over. I'm using my new tablet for most of my games now... and even that is mostly retro gaming with emulators

Chris Kavan

Chris Kavan- wrote on 11/01/12 at 08:52 AM CT

 

As for Nier, there are really only three dungeons: the Lost Shrine, the Ruins and the Thieves Hideout in the desert. They are not random - so instead of running around the overworld killing things, you're running around halls killings things.

 

 

   
 
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